(at church)
Heather: There is a spider in my bathroom waiting to kill me.
Dustin: Is it a big spider or a tiny one?
(pause)
Heather: I don't want to talk about it.
After church, Dustin and his two Fearless Roommates came over to kill the spider in my bathroom and another one on my ceiling - which, shudder, Fearless Roommate killed with his bare hands.
(after leaving my condo)
Fearless Roommate: And they want equal rights.
