Bring it

So there I was, innocently munching on Honey Nut Scooters on Jennifer's bedroom floor. Jennifer was on her bed, doing homework.

And then, as I am often known to do, I got an irresistible urge.

"SCOOTERS ATTACK!!!"

I flung a handful of scooters at her.

I think that deep down, she liked it. Especially when she found scooters in her bed when she woke up the next morning.

***

Scooters attacks led to Smarties attacks. And then those led to the richest plum of them all...

***

Jennifer has vanilla body spray of wonder and joy.

Jessica hates it with the fiery passion of her soul. So fiery, even, that she relabeled it "Grossness in a Bottle."

And then today, as Jessica was sitting on the couch, I sprang into the room with The Spray.

"VANILLA ATTACK!!!!!"

A few spritzes, an enraged scream, water getting dumped on me, and lots of hysterical laughter.

Muahahaha.