It's a good time to be a Cougar

So, BYU football. UCLA.

I dare say, we didn't just beat them. We pinned them down, cut them open, poured salt in their wounds, rubbed it around for a while, set them on fire, and then sat back and laughed manically as they went home crying to their mommies.

Poor guys should have just ran back to the bus during half time.

Muahaha.

BYU 59 - UCLA 0.

I bought a 30-pack of tortillas today at the grocery store. Fiesta Bowl, here we come!