Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Lon po po

I have to be at work tomorrow at 6:45. I'm the saddest girl in the world.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

You may call me Master Heather

I did it. I finally graduated. I was just a little excited.

At one point during convocation, I thought that I had a giant lump in my throat, but it turns out that was just my hood strangling me.


Monday, August 4, 2008

I'm too delicious

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night furiously scratching my mosquito bites.

I mean, of course I didn't scratch my bug bites like a five-year old child, because I know that doing that makes them itch like a kid with lice and swell up to the size of quarters, and when you have five bites on ONE foot, doing that will make you look like a diseased carcass when you show up to swimming class the next day.

And that would be gross.