Sunday, March 29, 2009

"Is it true that Mark pranced around the office, tossing out ice cream bars like daisies?"

Heather: What would you do if I went to California with Kyle by myself?
Jennfer: I don't think I would approve.
Heather: It's not like we're going to be fornicating.
Kyle: Oh...we're not?
Heather: Uh...does that mean I'm out? Darn, I'll have to find something else to do April 16th.