Tuesday, July 29, 2008

In case you're wondering

Today I ran 2 miles, biked about 7, and swam 700m, and can I say, oof! I forgot how hard biking is on the rump!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

For the record, I was winning.

Someone in my apartment is not afraid to blast the air conditioner. It's almost 90 outside and I just changed into a long-sleeved shirt.

It's time to go put more frozen corn on my eye - I got kicked in the face today. In a fight. By which I mean playing sharks and minnows in swim class. I mean - WHGT! JGTH! YES I'M AWESOME!

Thursday, July 17, 2008

I better keep my phone on

Priscilla's coming home tomorrow!

I've been practicing my screams for when she calls me. I can't decide between shrieking "PRISCILLA!!!" or "PAUL!!!"

But it will probably end up more like, "AAHHHHHEEEEEEEENEVERLEAVEMEAGAIN!!!!!!!!"

Friday, July 11, 2008


Horror of horrors! The Great Bird Poop Incident of 2006 has struck again!

I had to park in the very back of the parking lot this morning so that my coworkers wouldn't judge.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

The swing of your hips

This afternoon, I came home from work, eager to rip off my work clothes and put on some shorts.

Alas! All my shorts were dirty - even my five pairs of man shorts. Wretched, wretched world, why didn't I do laundry earlier? What was a girl to do?

I had to leave for class in ten minutes, and I couldn't possibly wear pants. Not necessarily because it was sweltering outside, or because I still have a vain hope of turning my legs from cadaverous to pasty, but because my calves needed to be free!

Naturally, I grabbed a pair of khakis and cut them down to size.

No, I kid! I'm an accountant! We're much too prudent to destroy a pair of pants on a whim! I paid for those lower pant legs! But, as it turned out, my pants, bless them, had a stain below the knee.

So I sported brilliant cut offs to class today. But I did save my severed pant legs. Because, you know. They might come in handy one day. Maybe. Arm warmers, anyone?

Sunday, July 6, 2008

I live on the wild side

I'm such a rebel. On Thursday, I went to work in a skirt with no nylons on.

And I'm never going back.

Friday, July 4, 2008


When I got to class yesterday, I looked in my book bag to find my iPod, two tubes of lip gloss, no notebook, and no pen.

I have my priorities straight...