Friday, November 12, 2010

My baby you'll be

One night when Dustin and I were dating, we meandered over to Barnes & Noble to read some children's books. Naturally, I marched to this book and declared that it must be read:

And so we did. One of us may or may not have gotten all misty eyed while reading it. (But I'll never tell you who! Never!)

Go grab a copy and read it with your child or mother and weep.

I got a $10 gift card to Barnes & Noble for doing a survey, so I'm about to add this book to my library. Because the only thing better than getting this book is getting this book for free.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Sharing is caring

Dustin and I took our relationship to a new level today. He accidentally put in one of my contacts.

He lives under a rock

Recently at work, I told my coworker that I was excited for the Harry Potter movie to come out. He told me that he never read the books, and only watched the beginning of the first movie.

Coworker: And then I fell asleep, and when I woke up Harry was trying to get some crazy stick.

(pause of pure astonishment)

Heather: mean a magic wand?

Coworker: Yes!

Monday, November 8, 2010

I have no good answers

Today at work after sneezing, I said "bless me."


Sunday, November 7, 2010

Good morning, Sunshine

Last night, Dustin and I were discussing daylight savings time.

Dustin: Do we gain or lose an hour?
Heather: Fall back/spring forward...It's spring forward, so we lose an hour.

Um, yeah. Apparently I have no idea what season it is. We woke up two hours earlier than necessary today. Oops.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

I'm amused

Thanks to Google Analytics, I now know that if you search for "Snoopy Ski" on Google, my blog is the fourth hit. Funny.

A dream is a wish your heart makes

Dustin: Maybe one day I'll be a rich entrepreneur. And you'll be the wife that gets everything she wants.
Heather: I'll chew a pack of gum a day!
Dustin: Way to reach for the stars.