"While it lasted...but it left me with indigestion."

Glory be! I'm free from studying for the next two months!

For your enjoyment, a typo from my notes on estates:

"In presence of witnesses who sin in the presence of each other."

Ho ho!

"Can I call you Bobby?"

Today, I played Oregon Trail to celebrate Chinese New Year - the year of the ox. And it was brilliant. By which I mean the fellow I was playing with got sick and died, and everyone else on my wagon came down with a nasty case of the runs.

And I also swapped out the fortunes in fortune cookies with some better ones, like this little gem:

"You will die alone."

It was a good night.

"My glutes are aching!" "Do you want me to massage them for you?"

Confession:

I have a tall bed. For months now, I've been harboring a not-so-secret desire to buy a mini trampoline for my bedroom so that I can jump on it and fly on to my bed. Doesn't that sound fabulous?

Hey! Stop your judgin'.

"My gaydar isn't fine tuned."

Today I went to a party where I met a boy and we talked about menstruation.

There is a first time for everything.

Oh, and let the record show that I did not bring that topic up.