My baby you'll be

One night when Dustin and I were dating, we meandered over to Barnes & Noble to read some children's books. Naturally, I marched to this book and declared that it must be read:

And so we did. One of us may or may not have gotten all misty eyed while reading it. (But I'll never tell you who! Never!)

Go grab a copy and read it with your child or mother and weep.

I got a $10 gift card to Barnes & Noble for doing a survey, so I'm about to add this book to my library. Because the only thing better than getting this book is getting this book for free.

Sharing is caring

Dustin and I took our relationship to a new level today. He accidentally put in one of my contacts.

He lives under a rock

Recently at work, I told my coworker that I was excited for the Harry Potter movie to come out. He told me that he never read the books, and only watched the beginning of the first movie.

Coworker: And then I fell asleep, and when I woke up Harry was trying to get some crazy stick.

(pause of pure astonishment)

Heather: Uh...you mean a magic wand?

Coworker: Yes!

I have no good answers

Today at work after sneezing, I said "bless me."

Awkward.

Good morning, Sunshine

Last night, Dustin and I were discussing daylight savings time.

Dustin: Do we gain or lose an hour?
Heather: Fall back/spring forward...It's spring forward, so we lose an hour.

Um, yeah. Apparently I have no idea what season it is. We woke up two hours earlier than necessary today. Oops.

I'm amused

Thanks to Google Analytics, I now know that if you search for "Snoopy Ski" on Google, my blog is the fourth hit. Funny.

A dream is a wish your heart makes

Dustin: Maybe one day I'll be a rich entrepreneur. And you'll be the wife that gets everything she wants.
Heather: I'll chew a pack of gum a day!
Dustin: Way to reach for the stars.