Sunday, September 21, 2008

Bring it

So there I was, innocently munching on Honey Nut Scooters on Jennifer's bedroom floor. Jennifer was on her bed, doing homework.

And then, as I am often known to do, I got an irresistible urge.


I flung a handful of scooters at her.

I think that deep down, she liked it. Especially when she found scooters in her bed when she woke up the next morning.


Scooters attacks led to Smarties attacks. And then those led to the richest plum of them all...


Jennifer has vanilla body spray of wonder and joy.

Jessica hates it with the fiery passion of her soul. So fiery, even, that she relabeled it "Grossness in a Bottle."

And then today, as Jessica was sitting on the couch, I sprang into the room with The Spray.


A few spritzes, an enraged scream, water getting dumped on me, and lots of hysterical laughter.



macaroony said...

I can't believe you vanilla attacked her without me. Thanks a lot, jerk.


Natalia said...

I'd been *wondering* what she meant by "Grossness in a Bottle"! It sounds like all y'all are getting nice and settled over there. :D