I got a new car. 2009 Honda Civic. Brilliant blue. Cup holders. A low fuel light. It can actually go into fourth gear. And travel uphill. I know - I am living the dream.
The birds like it, too. In fact, one such bird desecrated my poor, poor passenger window. My car is too young to have seen such horrors!
On Saturday, I finally decided to have some pride and get my car washed. On the way, I saw a youth fundraiser for $3, and decided to stop on by. Some small children started scrubbing away.
Until they got to the passenger side. "SICK! LOOK AT ALL OF THAT BIRD POOP!"
Quiet, you! You will earn your three dollars!
They brought in some adult reinforcements. I left with my car sparkling in the sun.
For one day. Until the birds got it again.
1 comment:
Wow, I am so impressed! What an awesome awesome sounding car.
Although, really, how can it compete with the love machine?
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