The top four reasons you should have gotten your teeth cleaned on Halloween by my dentist:
4. You'll get to hear Thriller and Monster Mash while you wait.
3. My hygienist dressed up as a cowgirl.
2. The office manager dressed up as a pirate, complete with nasty ol' teeth that she had made in a lab. Yes my friends, you heard right - professionally made fake teeth (complete with bits of lettuce stuck in them).
Still not convinced?
1. After declaring that I had no cavities, my dentist gave me peanut butter cup. Yes, he's awesome. And possibly conniving.
Switch to my dentist...and then tell him I referred you so he will send me a gift certificate to an ice cream shop.
Yes...he definitely is conniving.
