Monday, October 31, 2011

Happy Halloween

The top four reasons you should have gotten your teeth cleaned on Halloween by my dentist:

4. You'll get to hear Thriller and Monster Mash while you wait.
3. My hygienist dressed up as a cowgirl.
2. The office manager dressed up as a pirate, complete with nasty ol' teeth that she had made in a lab. Yes my friends, you heard right - professionally made fake teeth (complete with bits of lettuce stuck in them).

Still not convinced?

1. After declaring that I had no cavities, my dentist gave me peanut butter cup. Yes, he's awesome. And possibly conniving.

Switch to my dentist...and then tell him I referred you so he will send me a gift certificate to an ice cream shop.

Yes...he definitely is conniving.

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