There's a spider living in my room. I named her Charlotte.
We have an unspoken agreement - as long as she chills on Jennifer's side of the ceiling, we shall remain friends.
But the second her sinister, spindly legs come stalking in my direction, or the moment I notice her peering at me thirstily with her beady little eyes...WA-BAM!
(By which I mean that I'll run out of the room shrieking for Kristen to come kill her. Because that's how I roll.)
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