We have now killed Javier the Third. I
don't want to talk about it. (What, you didn't even know we killed
Javier the Second? You are so behind the times.)
No, I kid! Of course I want to talk
about it!
He actually got fatally injured on his
first day with us, and we have been watching him suffer and life
slowly bleed out of him ever since. I think we are too smart to try
Javier the Fourth.
Life tip: do not leave your newly
purchased plant in the car on a hot summer day when you decide to
peruse furniture at the store next to Ikea just for funsies. It will
burn to death. Just like Javier the Second. And no amount of water
will save it.
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